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kingjaffejoffer:

Have you ever been ashy, put lotion on the area in question, and it still looks fucking ashy after you’re done. And you just look at the skin with a look of incredulousness 

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What kind of lotion-resistant sub saharan strain of ash is this?

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Awkward

  • Acolyte of Stendarr: Citizen! Do you know of any Daedra worship going on in this house or of any Daedra worshippers in Markarth?
  • Me: *in full Daedra platemail*
  • Me: *pocketful of Daedra hearts*
  • Me: *wielding a Daedric sword and shield*
  • Me: *champion of multiple Daedric lords*
  • Me: Uhhhhh, no?
garageprojectmotorcycles:

Michael took this photo while in Japan last week of a mild #BoSoZoKu #Suzuki #GT550. I’d love to build a BoSo but not sure if we should do a classy one like @pangeaspeed or build a crazy Japanese inspired. #roguemotorcycles have donated a #GSX750 to the cause and Wenley from @meanmachinescustoms is keen to help. We’re gunna need some looooong pipes, crazy paint and some #mindalteringdrugs for the planning session.

garageprojectmotorcycles:

Michael took this photo while in Japan last week of a mild #BoSoZoKu #Suzuki #GT550. I’d love to build a BoSo but not sure if we should do a classy one like @pangeaspeed or build a crazy Japanese inspired. #roguemotorcycles have donated a #GSX750 to the cause and Wenley from @meanmachinescustoms is keen to help. We’re gunna need some looooong pipes, crazy paint and some #mindalteringdrugs for the planning session.